A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
This is what tumblr has done to us...
World ends: Tumblr error:
Dancing in my car...
shiitakeshroomz: With others: By myself:
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was...
hydrogen-peroxide: mostdopesyndicate: - CHILDHOOD. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT. AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jar of Hearts- Christina Perri
Getting Water At Night
Normal people: Me: OMG YES!
mandaflewaway: CLICK THE SQUARES TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
Mara Clara. :))
jellyjeanne: LOL!! =DDD tengene
When someone asks you to do something and you get...
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
flusteredillusion: IN MY BEDROOM: IN BATHROOM: WITH MY FRIENDS: IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER: AT A PARTY: OMG. Why so accurate?
When you take a picture for your ID.
You show up there like But when you get your ID, you look like this
When it's first day of class and you have to...