May 2011
103 posts
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
This is what tumblr has done to us...
World ends:
Tumblr error:
Dancing in my car...
shiitakeshroomz:
With others:
By myself:
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was...
hydrogen-peroxide:
mostdopesyndicate:
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CHILDHOOD.
YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
5 tags
Jar of Hearts- Christina Perri
Getting Water At Night
Normal people:
Me:
OMG YES!
Watchmandaflewaway:
CLICK THE SQUARES TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
Mara Clara. :))
jellyjeanne:
LOL!! =DDD
tengene
When someone asks you to do something and you get...
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
Dancing...
flusteredillusion:
IN MY BEDROOM:
IN BATHROOM:
WITH MY FRIENDS:
IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER:
AT A PARTY:
OMG. Why so accurate?
When you take a picture for your ID.
You show up there like
But when you get your ID, you look like this
When it's first day of class and you have to...
